So a family of mice has decided to move in upstairs… and so my dad set traps and stuff, and they clean licked off all the peanut butter my parents set out for them… 

I haven’t had peanut butter in years, and when I did, I got the no name brand shit… THESE MICE ARE FUCKING PAMPERED WITH EXPENSIVE ASS PEANUT BUTTER.

THOSE LUCKY SHITS GET FUCKING NICE PEANUT BUTTER. THEY BETTER BE DAMN GRATEFUL WHEN THEY DIE.